“The king’s men flew that dragon into Baldur’s Gate — Dragonfire can’t melt marble pillars! And don’t get me started about the Elminster Assassination!” — Gribble of the Dale
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“The king’s men flew that dragon into Baldur’s Gate — Dragonfire can’t melt marble pillars! And don’t get me started about the Elminster Assassination!” — Gribble of the Dale
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Oh lord imagine the King of the Hill theme song being played on a harp.
“God dangit Keelie!”
“I’m not even done with breakfast and already that orc ain’t right.”
Thieves Can’t Loot Propane
Not without killing Luanne’s boyfriend, anyway.
Also, I’m worried what this bunch would do with that much pressurized propane…
hmm… Did I have something to do with this comic though?
Hank as a Wizard.
I’m guessing the verbal components of a Fireball is “PRO-PAAANE!”