>We’re stretching our legs into something a little different. Let us know if you want to see more stuff like this.
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>We’re stretching our legs into something a little different. Let us know if you want to see more stuff like this.
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But is it non-GMO, clean, gluten-free, free-range, and paleovegan?
My wife has celiacs, so all fairy food on this channel is gluten free.
That sucks — at least the proliferation of products catering to people who think they need to avoid it opens up a lot of new choices for those who actually do.
It’s the same with the paleo/keto people and us with Type 2 Diabetes. I say it’s really the only good thing to come out of the fads.
Hearty Steak:
makes you fell like you were stabbed in the heart with a wooden stake.
vampires beware.
Everyone beware.
“What’s so special about a wooden stake in the heart killing a vampire? Does it not kill anyone else?”
Cantaloupe: often given by parents whose children appear to have a Romeo & Juliet fetish.
Snrk… nice.
“Shortcake… do I really need to explain?”
Thin mints: Actually just great for the overweight members of the party but only the overweight members of the party should eat them.
I’d just eat the chocolate mousse until the effects become permanent, can’t really see the downside here 😉
“Look, it’s another dungeon entrance too small for your antlers. You’re on guard duty all adventure again.”
“I don’t care if you’re sick of sleeping in the open, we aren’t paying another tavern for the damage you do to the walls every time you bash into them.”
“Of course I’ve been giving you stealth penalties, nobody is going to believe a coat rack in the wild or miss seeing those things.”
Eggplant – the next day, you lay 1d6 eggs of whatever species the GM thinks will be funniest at that moment
Beets – all who can hear the rhythm in a 20′ radius around you start wanting to speak in rhyme, frequently in a way designed to be amusingly disrespectful.
Marscapone cheese – you feel an irresistible desire to camouflage or otherwise conceal horses and other equids.
Pound Cake – ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) keep it PG
Every slice eaten adds 1d4 pounds to the character’s weight. This weight doesn’t disappear after time. The character must exercise or find some weight loss magic to counteract this effect.
Pfft. Rerolling.
Holy Moly – makes you the subject of the ‘Daylight’ spell
I’m imagining her talking like Steve Erwin, is this correct?