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Starfall, Page 9

by | December 28, 2021 | News | 0 Comments

STARFALL PART 2, PAGE 8

by | November 4, 2021 | Comics, Starfall | 1 Comment

Opportunity Attacks revisited

by | August 30, 2021 | Comics, D&D 5e, News, TTRPG | 5 Comments

Opportunity attacks in 5e, in my humble opinion, make combat boring. Disengaging to avoid an Attack of Opportunity (AoO) sacrifices your own action but leaves the enemy’s in-tact, making it one of the worst trades in the game. While the mechanic can create tense...

Starfall Part 2, Page 7

by | August 24, 2021 | Comics, Starfall | 1 Comment

Super Quick Combat Rules

by | August 21, 2021 | Comics, D&D 5e, News, PF2e, System Agnostic, TTRPG | 1 Comment

Quick preamble: this is probably system agnostic on some level, but I designed it for 5e. 5e’s design assumes you’re having probably way, way more combat encounters than you actually are, and that you’re playing long enough and quickly enough to resolve those...

Free VTT Tokens

by | August 17, 2021 | D&D 5e, News, PF2e, System Agnostic, TTRPG | 2 Comments

I have created a repository of about 1200 VTT tokens that you guys can use for free. If you don't want to read more, you can just go to this link and grab them: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54992126 Why Tokens? I like them. During 2020, all of my D&D came to a...

Pathfinder 2e on Foundry vtt

by | August 10, 2021 | News, PF2e, TTRPG | 2 Comments

I am a huge fan of Foundry VTT. For my purposes, it is the perfect virtual tabletop system. It supports a ton of systems, including the two that I love the best, namely Dungeons & Dragons 5e (DD5E) and Pathfinder 2e (PF2E). A massive part of the appeal of a VTT...

Starfall Part 2, Page 6

by | August 9, 2021 | Comics, Starfall | 0 Comments

oversized weapons

by | July 26, 2021 | Comics | 5 Comments

Okay, so we did an info-graphic this week. We like the idea of building a 5e character around over-sized weapons, but the oversized weapons rules in this edition of D&D are helter-skelter at best.This is not about game balance. At all. This is about throwing...

A One Shot

by | July 12, 2021 | Comics | 2 Comments

Hey guys, I am working on a major website overhaul, and then it'll be back into Starfall. In the meantime, have a golden oldie from the Patreon archive.

Better Know a Monster: The Mimic

by | July 5, 2021 | Comics | 0 Comments

I love the idea that mimics are cryptids to the rest of the world. Adventurers, at least with the players I've known, would be almost universally unpopular -- even when they save the world, they do it out of eyeshot of everyone else, and burn a lot of bridges to get...

The Hobgoblin (and you!)

by | June 21, 2021 | Comics | 0 Comments

It's been a hot minute since our last update because I've been dealing with a very sick pet rabbit, and it's leaving me absolutely drained. - This comic arose somewhat naturally out of my Red Hand of Doom group (retooled for 5e). Hobgoblins in 3.5 are just kind of...

The Trade – Page 5 (End)

by | May 19, 2021 | Comics, The Trade | 0 Comments

To celebrate the release of Ricky's Guide to Spooptopia, we did a mini-arc about that setting's most infamous villain. We had fun making this, and it's based on, perhaps, the most dramatic character death I've ever had at a table. I always sub Candor and the gang out...

The Trade – Page 4

by | May 19, 2021 | Comics, The Trade | 0 Comments

The Trade – Page 3

by | May 19, 2021 | Comics, The Trade | 0 Comments

The Trade – Page 2

by | May 19, 2021 | Comics, The Trade | 0 Comments

The Trade – Page 1

by | May 19, 2021 | Comics, The Trade | 0 Comments

Sketches

by | May 4, 2021 | News | 0 Comments

Starfall Part 2 – Murderlude

by | April 19, 2021 | Comics, Starfall | 0 Comments

We cut quickly to Keelie, doin' her thing.

Get you that Fauci Ouchie

by | April 14, 2021 | Comics | 0 Comments

Seriously, y'all, I miss real dice. Get the vaccine. I got super lucky; I am on my first shot and get my second one in a few days. I'm working at the geological survey right now, and someone basically dropped from the rafters and jabbed my arm. (Well, it was more like...

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Credo of the North American Murder Hobo

by | May 28, 2018 | Thieves Can't Kill Goblins | 0 comments

Like the comic? Want to go deeper? See what else you can get on our Patreon. We make good stuff over there for our contributors, and it keeps us from encountering Black Oozes while we dumpster dive for food.

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